Jane Curtin
Nude

This WASP woman first got our stingers buzzing as the Token Uptight Gal on the original Saturday Night Live. Jane Curtin’s sex appeal was an underrated part of that show’s success, as young males desperately hoped that she really was an ignorant slut. Instead, the brainy comic actress went on to do better than many of her SNL co-stars, with long sitcom stints on 3rd Rock from the Sun and Kate & Allie (although the latter never came through with the long-awaited lesbian sweeps episode). Jane even gave us a cheap thrill in the recession comedy How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980), although that’s probably a body double when Jane drops her bra and reveals some sexy suburban titties. Dang, now we can’t beat off to How to Beat the High Cost of Living… Just kidding! Did you really think that a body double could stop us? Boobs are boobs after all. Unfortunately, this is the only time we’ve seen Jane’s probably counterfeit boobs on screen. We attribute this to her comedic talent, which precludes the need to show skin. Ms. Curtin has appeared in many successful comedies such as Coneheads (1993), Antz (1998), The Shaggy Dog (2006), I Love You, Man (2009), and The Heat (2013). Also, complementing her leading roles on TV are her guest appearances on popular sitcoms like Gary Unmarried and Broad City. Although she’s now over 70, we still implore Jane to open up her curtain and let us see her little coneheads.